Film: Drama

Movie Smackdown presents. . . NEW YEAR'S EVE AT THE MOVIES

That clock is counting down to New Year's Eve but there's still time to watch a film or two to get in the mood. We have two Smackdowns for you over at MOVIE SMACKDOWN! -- that's a whopping four films, all with something to do with New Year's Eve.

Our Oregon-based SmackRef, Mark Sanchez dives into a couple of romantic comedies that both have scenes bringing in the New Year in his Smack, Bridget Jones's Diary (2001) -vs- When Harry Met Sally (1989). Plus, as an added bonus, it's a chance to remember one of the most famous scenes on film, the time when Megan Ryan fakes a, well, you remember...

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Meanwhile, down here in Hollywood, Sherry Coben takes us back to New Year's Eve 1959 with her Smack, Diner (1982) -vs- The Apartment (1960). That's right, both of these films go back to a simpler New Year's and it's a trip down memory lane that's not to be missed.

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It's been a busy month over at the Smack. We have film-on-film competition with almost all of today's films like Slumdog Millionaire, The Reader, Frost/Nixon, Revolutionary Road, Valkyrie, Milk, Defiance, Marley & Me, The Wrestler, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Twilight, Doubt and Gran Torino. It's your last chance to check it out this year!

To see an entire site devoted to Movie Smackdown Comix! like above, go to www.MovieSmackdown.tv.

MOVIE SMACKDOWN! - Two Reviews... One Film... No Holds Barred!

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Getting Smacked Around Good

Godfather A good film review ought to be as entertaining as the film that inspired it. 

That's the 'high concept' behind our  Movie Smackdown! site -- a whole new format in film reviews.  While For What It's Worth takes a short Thanksgiving holiday, we want to introduce you what's going on over at www.moviesmackdown.com.

Others have tried adding a bell here and a whistle there to sizzle things up in movie criticism.  First there were stars.  You got a lot or a little.  Then there were thumbs.  They were up or down.  Old School.  One note.

We're talking film reviews that have winners and losers.

That's right.  Film review as a contact sport.

Movie Smackdown! gives readers the suspense and drama of authentic film-on-film competition.  It's based on the way people watch and talk about movies these days.

We constantly compare films we've just seen with other films, right?  We'll have passionate arguments about which was better.  Sometimes, disappointed, we'll even wonder if we should have stayed home -- saved the parking and popcorn -- and watched a new Blu-ray.

Like any blockbuster, Movie Smackdown! has a "high concept."  Ours is as clean and simple as this:

Two Films -- One Review -- No Holds Barred!

MSmackEach review is a two-fer:  usually a film that's out in the theaters goes in the ring with a competitive film that's easily seen on DVD.  They each share something, anything from a theme to a director.

Every review or "Smack" breaks down like a real fight into these sections:

  • THE SMACKDOWN. This section explains why the two films are being put in competition against each other.
  • THE CHALLENGER. This is our newest film, the one that has just been released in theaters or on DVD or, in the case of a classic, the most recent film.
  • THE DEFENDING CHAMPION. The classic film that the first film is compared to is our champion.
  • THE SCORECARD. This is the section where we compare each film's strengths and/or weaknesses.
  • THE DECISION. We don't allow ties. We always declare a winner.

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BZ-Editor copy Times have been tough lately for the mainstream media's newspaper critics.  They've been losing jobs at the same pace as the auto industry.  The problem seems to be that people don't feel they need an established critic to tell them how to feel about a film and, if they do, they'll probably ask a trusted friend or look at a favorite blog or check out the official film site.  Like so many other things today, consumers have options.

But the disconnect between audience and reviewer must be more complicated than that.  After all, why would a piece of media content that talks about movies when people are going to movies as much as ever be unpopular? 

My opinion's that film reviews, as they're done in print and on-air, are predictable.  It's like a high school essay.  Explain what the film's about, tell why you liked it or didn't, and conclude.  My high schooler's writing one now for his film class.  Been there, done that.

So we think it goes back to format.  The ways that reviews have always worked has gotten old and stale and hasn't kept up with today's audiences. 

Our way of doing things takes into account the burgeoning home viewing market and the competitive frenzy that chasing box office has created.  Then it presents itself in a breezy and fun format (film-on-film competition) that is, in its own right, a piece of entertainment.

MOVIE SMACKDOWN! will, hopefully, become more than a blog.  It was conceived to be a versatile concept that can be expressed in a cross-platform way.  It's both written and visual, and it's something that works as a blog, a TV series, mobile content and regular entertainment column.  That's the vision for it.  The end of 2008 wraps up a planned three-year "proof-of-concept" stage where ideas and forms have been tested and developed, low-risk, on this blog.   

FROM THE EDITOR:  Bryce Zabel

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MOVIE SMACKDOWN! started as a one man effort and has grown to where we now feature the work of 17 different "SmackRefs" (as we like to call them).

Our SmackRefs are a diverse group of voices, men and women, old and young, in the biz and not.  Everybody writes in the same format, but you'd be surprised how versatile it is and open to creative riffs. Besides Bryce, three other strong voices can be found regularly on this site these days:  Mark Sanchez, Sherry Coben and Beau DeMayo

We also hear from a dozen others: Jay Amicarella, Scott Baradell, Stephen Bell, Randal Cohen, Sarah Harding, Sloane Hayes Skala, Bob Nowotny, Joe Rassulo, Lak Rana, Lorianne Tibbets, Tyger Torrez, Jonathan Zabel and Lauren Zabel. You can read about all our SmackRefs on The Critics bio page and finds links to their specific work.

There's also a vibrant visual style, all over the site and within the reviews themselves.  Designer Nancy Tokos of Tokos Design Associates is responsible for the incredible banners we've tried on so far.  These days we're going with Nancy's take on the pop-art look. 

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You'll also notice that each film we review also comes with a captioned photo.  We call these our Movie Smackdown "Comix."  Armed only with an iMac, some Comic Life Magiq software and a serious authority issue, we take common publicity stills and present them in a way that you can't get anywhere else.  Then we also collect them on a special iWeb created-site where you can download them to send them around to friends (they're protected as "fair use" because of their critical commentary) and where they're collected in "albums" that can play as a pretty cool slide-show.  You really should check this out.  Because it's graphic intensive and we offer these photos in high quality, these pages load a little more slowly than, say, the blog, but we think they're worth the few seconds wait.

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We've done over 300 reviews (or "Smacks") so far.  There's a Google Search box in the right sidebar that indexes only the Movie Smackdown! site.  Type in the name of a film you're interested and you might find we've already taken a crack at it.  Please write your own comments, too.  We like the feedback and, frankly, we might be wrong in our decision(s), so fire away.

You'll also find a number of polls where you can make your own decision on a Smack, especially on some of the newer reviews.  Many of these polls have hundreds of responses already.  Some of them are more lop-sided than you'd think and a few of them are nearly dead even.

Responding to that point-of-view, in 2008, AMC even named Movie Smackdown! its "Site of the Week."  They responded to our tone that we try to shed a little light but not take things too seriously either.

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Movie Smackdown also happens to be a registered service mark with the U.S. government.  Accept no substitutes!

Over on the left side-bar at the top, you'll find two ways to get MOVIE SMACKDOWN! on feeds.  Come join us!

Let the million or so other film critics out there do it the old fashioned way -- one movie at a time. We’ll do it the new way.

Two films for the price of one!

The Godfather (1972) -vs- The Godfather, Part II (1974)

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The Smackdown.  By now it's all become a part of our collective cultural memory -- the horse's head showing up in the bed, making an "offer he can't refuse" and that haunting score by Nino Rota.  Imagine being in the theaters though, almost four decades ago when the original "The Godfather" was in release back in 1972. Classic For years new viewers of the Godfather Trilogy were exposed to either increasingly degraded theatrical prints or VHS or DVD copies that were, in many cases, even worse.  For the past two years, though, Francis Ford Coppola and a small army of digital restoration experts have been at work reclaiming the golden glory for high-definition Blu-ray, standard DVD and even a few more theatrical prints out in some major cities.  It's not the purpose of this Smackdown to lay out that process but if you want to know more about "The Godfather: The Coppola Restoration," there have been some excellent articles including The New York Times and Slate Magazine.

What is most astonishing about "The Godfather" which won the 1972 Oscar for "Best Picture" is that two years later "The Godfather, Part II" also won the Oscar for "Best Picture."  This pretty much qualifies the second film as the unquestioned best sequel of all-time.  And, of course, it triggers a Smackdown to find out which of these two extraordinary films is the best.  We'll give them our usual treatment but, unusually, we'll let a number of our critics weigh in with their own analysis and then, at the end of this review, you can put in your own two cents by voting in our Smack-Poll.  Also, if you're up for it, we'd love for you to leave a comment that describes the circumstances where you first saw "The Godfather."

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The Defending Champion.  If you think about it now, the "Godfather" films are the modern world's version of those Shakespeare plays about kings and princes.  This is the film where Vito Corleone, the aging Don of a powerful Mafia family hands off the power, reluctantly, to his youngest son Michael, delivering one of the saddest lines in cinema, "Michael, I never wanted this for you."  Al Pacino's Michael Corleone is one of the greatest acting performances on screen ever and his transformation from shy son to ruthless criminal makes you forgive any of the actor's excesses over the years.  The film opens on a wedding where Michael has returned from World War II just in time to see his sister Connie get married. All of the men in Michael's family are involved with the Mafia and it's assumed that the older brothers will handle the criminal duties while Michael lives a legit and decent life. It's truly the story of the family but the engine that drives the action is about a drug dealer Virgil Sollozzo who wants Don Corleone (Marlon Brandon) to go into the drug trade with him.  Corleone refuses, gets shot by hit men, barely survives.  This opens the door for his son to begin a violent mob war against Sollozzo that changes him and his family forever.  It's the story of the old ways surrendering, violently, to the new ways.  You probably know all this.  Beautifully photographed, scored, directed, written.  Most people have it on their Top Ten lists and more than a few place it as #1. 

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Movie Smackdown Comix presents... TOWELHEAD

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To read the full review about taboo sex in the suburbs, go to Towelhead -vs- American Beauty

MOVIE SMACKDOWN! - Two Reviews... One Film... No Holds Barred!

Review and Comix by Bryce Zabel.

Movie Smackdown Comix presents... THE 9/11 FILMS

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Two films about 9/11 were released in 2006 on the eve of the fifth anniversary of the terrorist attack.

To read the full review, go to United 93 -vs- World Trade Center.  A reader's poll has just gone up, too, so please do express your own opinion.

MOVIE SMACKDOWN! - Two Reviews... One Film... No Holds Barred!

Review and Comix by Bryce Zabel.

Movie Smackdown Comix presents... WITHOUT LIMITS

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"Without Limits" was released ten years ago, on September 11, 1998, the second film about Steve Prefontaine's life in as many years.

To read the full review, go to Without Limits (1998) -vs- Prefontaine (1997).  A reader's poll now has over 100 votes and has been tied many times, although currently "Without Limits" has a slight lead.  Express your own opinion.

MOVIE SMACKDOWN! - Two Reviews... One Film... No Holds Barred!

Review and Comix by Bryce Zabel.

Just Doing It

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This column originally appeared in The Huffington Post.

One of the most-asked questions about the business-end of Hollywood is -- how in the world do movies ever get made?? As the level of hoops to jump through grows, it's a question that gets asked even by professionals, who can see years pass before a film comes to life.

For Rob Hedden, the answer is simple. It happens because of a brick being thrown through his car windshield.

Four years ago, Hedden was chaperoning his son and some school friends, caravaning down the California coast into Mexico on a birthday trip. On the way back, driving along the freeway, a brick came crashing into the car, thrown from an overpass above.

When you're at a standstill, this is not a good thing. When you're moving at highway speeds -- it came close to being deadly. Glass went flying, dangerously cutting in to some people. Speeding off, Hedden quickly called one of the other cars to explain the situation, headed out of the pack to desperately find a hospital, and what could have been a tragic experience, turned into a mere harrowing one that allowed for eventual recovery.

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Insert Caption Here: Words & Pictures with Attitude

ComixWe get mail.  And some of you seem to really like the less-than-reverent way we treat the publicity stills that the studios put out to promote their films on our Movie Smackdown! sister site.

Armed only with an iMac, some Comic Life Magiq software, and a serious authority issue, we've been giving them the treatment for a few months now.

The idea is to take these common photos and spin the hell out of them so they make their own artistic statement independent of the reviews.  We want to present them in a way that you can't get anywhere else.  And we want to make movie stars and the characters they play say what we want them to say for a change, okay?

So now we've collected our first batch all in one place where you can look at them full-screen, download them or -- and this is the hot tip -- even play them as a slide-show (the button's right underneath the banner). Click on the photo to the left or the link below and see for yourself.  The actual Comix take a few seconds to load because they're high res (like we said, it's art, baby)... but it's worth it...

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Speed Kills: The Role of a (Short) Lifetime

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The Smackdown. With the U.S. Olympic Team Trials in Track & Field coming up in Eugene, more than a few people will be thinking about the runner who pretty much owned Hayward Field back in the day, Steve Prefontaine.  It's been a decade since Hollywood made two films back-to-back about the legendary distance runner, and you may be tempted to go rent one of them to see for yourself what the fuss was all about.

Prefontaineandcoach Track's been on my mind for other reasons, too.  My wife and I have a film that just finished filming in Los Angeles last Friday, "Miles from Nowhere," about a high-school athlete who decides to go for a sub-four minute mile.  During the time we were polishing up our screenplay's last draft before production, we looked for a little inspiration and watched both "Prefontaine" and "Without Limits" within a couple of days of each other. It was like a film school assignment to see what different production teams and actors could do with essentially the same source material. But there was another element here, for me, that put even this challenge through a separate creative filter.

Steve Prefontaine wasn't actually a legend to me, you see, because I was there when he was breaking all these incredible records.

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As a native Oregonian I had seen him win the state high school two-mile in a barn-burning race when I was just a kid, then I had gone to the University of Oregon at the same time he attended and ran, and was working at a local TV station as an intern at the time of his death. Later, I used to log a lot of miles running on the wood-chip trail dedicated to him, "Pre's Trail." I can't claim that I knew him, but I saw him on campus (vividly remember watching him chug some beer at Duffy's Tavern) and when he ran at Hayward field during my freshman year, my dorm (Douglass-Walton) faced the track and we literally watched and cheered from our room window.

I don't imagine too many people are ever going to watch both of these films so our Smackdown answers a practical question: if you want to see one single film that captures the essence of Steve Prefontaine, which one should you see?

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Santa's 2007 Movie Smackdown!

Captured_santa_claus_2_2 The Smackdown. You certainly don't need to believe in Santa Claus to take inspiration from a good film that is either about the holiday or uses it as its backdrop. So over at our companion blog Movie Smackdown! we asked each of our critics to write a short blurb about a Christmas film that they have a special fondness for and submitted those choices and others to the dreaded blog poll treatment. Which holiday film or films do you think are worth repeat viewing to get in the holiday spirit? Humbug, you say? Read on...

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No, we don't think that you will likely choose "Fred Claus" as the Christmas film you'd want to recommend to your friends to see every year or even, maybe, this year. On the other hand, the breadth of Christmas films out there is wide and many have their passionate defenders and detractors. We think Movie Smackdown! is the perfect place to sort this out.

Here are the films that our critics have decided to advocate as the one Christmas movie they think you should either see for the first time or re-visit during the holidays. We have, as you'll see, a wide diversity of opinion.

By the way, if you're one of those people who simply want to vote and get it over with, you can go to the bottom of this post and you'll find the polls there.

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Scott_baradell_9256_web772165_2_2 Scott Baradell recommends "A CHRISTMAS STORY" (1984) 

When I think of classic lines from Christmas movies, "Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings" isn't the first one that comes to mind. And neither is "God bless us, every one."  No, for me, the most memorable line ever in a holiday movie is "You'll shoot your eye out, kid!" from 1983's "A Christmas Story" -- novelist and screenwriter Jean Shepherd's giddily cynical look at growing up in small-town Indiana in the 1940s.

Ralphie_1_2 The story line may not, at first blush, strike you as proper Christmas movie fodder. It's all about a kid named Ralphie who passionately wants to own... tin drum-roll, please... a Daisy Red Ryder 200-shot Carbine Action BB gun. Oddly, everybody he talks to seems incapable of discussing this potential possession without using those words, "shoot your eye out." The world this film lives in no longer exists and that's part of the reason it's so much fun to visit for a couple of hours.

This is truly the Little Engine That Could of holiday flicks. A low-budget box-office flop featuring minor stars Peter Billingsley, Melinda Dillon and Darren McGavin, and directed by Bob Clark of "Porky's" infamy, "A Christmas Story" began to pick up steam with audiences when Ted Turner's WTBS began broadcasting it in the late '80s. By the mid-'90s, Turner was airing 24-hour marathons of the film on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day. The reason for the success?  The movie has an ear for how kids talk, and a heart for how they feel. It manages to be nostalgic without being sentimental. And that's no mean trick.

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LaurenzabelLauren Zabel recommends "LOVE ACTUALLY" (2003) 

Our family tried to make "It's A Wonderful Life" a Christmas tradition, but it never quite caught on. Then, in 2003, writer Richard Curtis ("Four Weddings and a Funeral," "Bridget Jones's Diary") gave us the Christmas gift of "Love Actually" as his directorial debut and it's been a once-a-year screening ever since. The film is an ensemble romantic comedy set against the backdrop of the holiday season and, by my count, there are over 20 main characters and about nine separate romances. Some play out better than others but, overall, it's like Forrest Gump's box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get.

Photo_06_hires_2 Hugh Grant is wonderful, as usual, playing the newly elected Prime Minister of Britain who happens to fall for a crumpet working for the household staff (played by Martine McCutcheon). He's as appealing as ever and his story really is the spine of the piece, if you think about it. But you never really have the time because there's so much going on. My second favorite bit is with Bill Nighy who plays an over-the-hill rocker who's just scored a big hit by putting an old rock standard "Love Is All Around" to Christmas lyrics and knows it's not his finest work.

It works as a Christmas movie, though, because Christmas really is all around. It's in the presents people buy each other in this film, in the songs they sing, in the plays they attend. It's about people who realize how much they need other people and, even though this message begins the movie as a 9/11 reference, it's clearly developed as a holiday theme. Some critics have tried to slam this film as being too busy but that has never bothered me on the repeated viewings. I love these characters and if I could buy them all a present, I would. Instead, just vote for them in our poll and I'll be happy.

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LakranaLak Rana recommends "BAD SANTA" (2003)

"Bad Santa" follows hapless Santa Claus impersonator Willie (Billy Bob Thornton) and his elf impersonating sidekick Marcus (Tony Cox).  Every year the pair get hired at a new department store only to rob the place blind after it closes on Christmas Eve.  The scam always goes off without a hitch, but this year things get a little sticky.  Willie's severe alcoholic indulgences are getting him into more trouble than he can handle and store investigator Gin (Bernie Mac) is hot on their trail.  Also added to the mix is The Kid (Brett Kelly), a young boy who befriends Willie and slowly manages to pull at his heart strings.

Badsanta When I first watched "Santa" a few years ago I could not believe some of the things that came out of Thornton's mouth.  I certainly expected a bit of raunchiness, but this movie still managed to surprise me with its verbal freedom.  What I appreciated most was that Thornton's Santa did not hold anything back -- characterizing, above all, that Christmas is not always festive and cheerful.  At some point we have to recognize that it has become a colossal machine and the once undulterated idea of Christmas is now buried somewhere between a stack of Pokemon cards and a monogrammed money clip.

If you really think about it, Christmas is just another day on the calendar.  Just because it's the holiday season does not mean that normal life is at standstill.  That's where "Santa" steps in.  In my opinion this film details (in a rather exaggerated fashion) that even though the holiday season is special and should be savored, "raw" life continues to move forward.  Even though that "raw" life includes theft, gunshots, bullies, jail, sexual relations, and absent fathers, "Santa" shows that everyone still has a motive and not everything is picture perfect just because Santa Claus is coming to town.

Though it has a tough exterior, "Santa" does manage to expose its soft underbelly mostly via the relationship between Willie and The Kid.  What I truly love about "Santa" is that despite it's very dark humor, the film still manages to teach a little lesson at the end without making it an overly sappy encounter: Even the biggest Scrooge has a heart that can be touched.

So if you want to forget about gifts and money for a few hours and instead watch a Christmas flick that is not as much about the fanciful idea of Christmas as it is about real people and their relationships, then go out and rent "Bad Santa''... and don't forget to give it a vote afterwards.

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Mark Sanchez recommends "THE REF" (1994) 

Ho...Ho...Horrors! I recommend this film unreservedly for all the contrary, hilarious impulses it throws at the holiday season. Hard luck cat burglar Gus (Denis Leary) decides to evade the cops on Christmas Eve night by abducting Lloyd and Caroline Chasseur (Kevin Spacey and Judy Davis). Really bad idea. Lloyd and Caroline won't stop arguing, even at gunpoint: Spiky, lacerating, unrelenting. "I hijacked my f*****g parents!" Gus sputters.

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The Ref offers an upbeat ending that gives story balance and acknowledges the obvious: That few people have the Christmas you'll see in It's a Wonderful Life or A Christmas Carol or Gift of the Magi. Sharp dialogue and a superior cast give the movie its zing. Ted Demme directed the script from Marie Weiss and Richard LaGravenese. Above all, The Ref suggests we can use a dose of honesty and forgiveness. That may be the best Christmas present of all. 

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Joe_rassulo Joe Rassulo recommends "JOYEUX NOEL"

Up until I saw Christian Carion’s French film, "Joyeux Noel," two years ago, Bob Clark’s "A Christmas Story" was my favorite Christmas movie –- ever, as my five-year-old loves to say. I never tired of seeing it, sharing it with my kids, or warning them not to shoot their eyes out with a Red Ryder Rifle! "Joyeux Noel," however, has stayed with me and become my favorite Christmas film, even if it’s too rough in places to yet share with my kids. Its story is simple and based on a real event too impossible to believe yet too irresistible to ignore. The log line might read, "On Christmas Eve 1914, a German opera star and his lover sing Christmas carols on a World War I battlefield resulting in French, Scottish and German troops calling a brief truce to erect Christmas trees along their respective trenches and share a moment of solidarity and simple joy before continuing on with the task of killing one another.”

Merrychristmasjoyeuxnoel9 The fact that this is absolutely true and that the opera star and his beloved, also an opera star, choreographed the event so that they would have one night together before his possible death, is even more amazing. That such a sequence of events could actually transpire during the middle of a brutal and demoralizing battle is the key to the film’s success. Writer/director Carion overcomes any obvious sentimentality or emotional overload by assuring us that even in the darkest hour, our own human need for love will not only triumph, but become a respite from horror for all those close enough to bathe in its wonder.

Every Christmas film story strives to show the true meaning of Christmas. Usually that's the argument that man’s nature is ultimately noble and that we should love thy neighbor or something like that regardless of who controls our earthly fortunes -- Bush, Allah, Time-Warner or George Steinbrenner. What is miraculous to me about "Joyeux Noel" is that it really does this. And does it by recreating the most beautiful “concert” in the middle of a devastated battlefield splattered with corpses representative of all the living participants who are now listening, enrapt and in tears, on Christmas Eve. This scene enabled me to appreciate my own nature as a man (in the universal sense); that love and beauty, in this instance in the guise of sublime voices and music, can not only reverse the cruelty of man but also convert it to compassion. No other Christmas film that I have seen conveys that simple tome in such a magisterial and compelling way.

To add a coda, the next morning, Christmas Day, each of the combatants agree to delay the killing a bit longer to give the other time to pick up their dead and comfort one another in their loss. It’s a scene of overwhelming sadness because we know, within hours, the field will once again be littered with bodies. We know that soon Christmas and this miraculous event will be a footnote to history and things will return, again, to horrific normalcy because of “orders” from above. "Joyuex Noel" should be required viewing of all leaders of all countries that require the sacrifice of their peoples for the greater good. Perhaps they should all be reminded that the greater good is, ultimately, man (in the universal sense). For that reason, more than any other, "Joyeux Noel" is now my favorite Christmas film.  And in a few years I will let my children experience it. And in the future, my hope is that they will share it with their children. And so it goes.

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Hero_shot_2_2_3Bryce Zabel recommends "HOME ALONE" (1990)

 If you were alive during the 1990 Christmas movie season, you saw this family comedy without the family, maybe even a couple of times, and can probably still conjure up the image of 8-year-old Macaulay Culkin, as Kevin, with his hands to his face. Definitely an indelible image. Culkin was a break-out in this film, and he was never as good in anything since. His believable, smart-ass kid attitude is endearing to the max.

Homealonelr_2 Chris Columbus directs from a John Hughes script that focuses on a picked-on youngest of five kid who, with his large family bustling and hustling to make a Christmas flight to Paris, ends up getting overlooked and left... home... alone. Although Kevin initially gets off on his time to himself with no adults to bug him, the story is really about him having to fight off the efforts of two house burglars by booby-trapping his home. Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern are the self-proclaimed "Wet Bandits" who think it'll be easy duty stealing from a house where the family's in Europe. The plot isn't really plausible and it does get taken over by stunts and special effects, but it doesn't really matter. This film also supplies some unexpected charm, like mom (Catherine O'Hara) flying stand-by economy to get home, ending up stranded outside of Chicago, and needing to hitch a ride with a polka band led by John Candy. Ask any parent who's seen this movie: we've all been there in spirit, if not in deed.

Christmas infuses the film with its music and imagery but that could be said of many lesser films and imitations. "Home Alone" is a great Christmas film because, in addition to getting the emotion right, it's also got the spirit of our times all through it. As a little girl asks in this film, "Does Santa Claus have to go through customs?" You wouldn't find her asking that in Bedford Falls.

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Jonathan Zabel recommends "IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE" (1946)

Like a lot of Americans, Frank Capra had just returned from World War II and he wanted this picture (based on a story by Philip Van Doren Stern) to be a celebration of our country's ordinary citizens. It wasn't really all that successful at the time nor was it perceived as a "Christmas movie." That happened  when it fell starting in the 1970s when PBS stations used it as counter-programming to big network Christmas specials and gathered steam when a clerical error allowed it to fall out of copyright in 1974.

Sjff_01_img0241_2 The audience has grown over the years and many families make it an annual holiday viewing, something that Capra himself in 1984 called "the damndest thing." In the 80s, a colorized version was released which, ironically, had no problem being copyrighted by has been savaged by film critics although average viewers seem to not be so bothered by.

The film takes place in the fictional town of Bedford Falls shortly after World War II and stars James Stewart as George Bailey, a man whose attempted suicide on Christmas Eve gains the attention of his guardian angel, Clarence who is sent to help him in his hour of need. Most of the film is told through flashbacks spanning George's entire life and narrated by Franklin and Joseph, unseen Angels who are preparing Clarence for his mission to save George. Through these flashbacks we see all the people whose lives have been touched by George and the difference he has made to the community in which he lives. 

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Amicarella_picJay Amicarella recommends "A CHILD'S CHRISTMAS IN WALES"  

Does your local newspaper publish a special "Holiday" pull-out of "seasonal" films and TV specials each year?  (Sorry, the tough, protect-free-speech-at all-costs print industry can't publish the word "Christmas" any more.)  Flipping through the pages of listings and reading the synopses is just one of many of the Christmas rituals I've developed over the years.  "A selfish ad executive learns the true meaning of The Holidays..." "A selfish stockbroker learns the true meaning of the The Holidays..." "A selfish serial-killer learns the true meaning of The Holidays." 

The only things worse are the bizarre, creepy "Specials," obviously filmed in mid-June, with titles like "A Sweeny Todd Country Christmas, On Ice!"  "The cast of 'Todd' joins Tim McGraw, Faith Hill, and David Copperfield at the Tonya Harding Memorial Rink for a true Country Christmas."   This is not the sort of fare that will give you any comfort when you stumble home from gift-shopping, exhausted and irritable and hating humanity, ready to chuck December and move right on to New Year's Day. 

Childs_christmas What will offer solace, and renew your faith in the basic goodness of people is the film version of poet Dylan Thomas' "A Child's Christmas in Wales," a quiet treat starring Denholm Elliot as 'Old Geraint,' an aging Welshman recalling for his grandson the warm delights of the Christmases of his youth.  Thomas' beautiful poetic imagery, perfectly voiced by Elliot, and complemented by on-location filming in Wales and Canada, whisks you away from email greetings and electronic cards to a quaint, bygone world of mulled wine, hearth-roasted chestnuts, handmade ornaments, and familial bliss. 

At just around sixty minutes in length, this a perfect family film, with none of the morbid, ghost-story trappings of "A Christmas Carol," that I believe Dickens put in just to scare the crap out of kids (It certainly did me, 'though I love four separate movie versions of that story.)  Troubled genius Thomas reminds us that Christmas is not about neurotic adults, full of life regrets, but about faith, family, and the uncomplicated joys of childhood.  Whether it's hurling snowballs at neighborhood cats, or pretending to smoke candy cigarettes, or simply waking up in the morning to a world gone suddenly white, "A Child's Christmas in Wales"  encourages us to embrace the simple joys of the season, as a child.  And it employs the most perfect use of one of my favorite hymns, "All Through the Night." 

Christmas Night, when you're starting to languish from the excesses of the day and the physical and emotional demands of the season, is the perfect time to view this gem.

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Randall_2_3Randal Cohen recommends "A CHRISTMAS CAROL(1984)

This Charles Dickens novella was first published in 1843. No other piece of literature better captures the pure spirit of the holiday. Deeply emotional without being sentimental; deeply spiritual without condesencion or preaching. Obviously, the tale is part of our cultural lexicon and  doesn't need much recitation beyond the obvious: this is the one where Scrooge gets visited by the ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future and gets in the spirit of things by the end.

1984xmashumbugscroogeThis "A Christmas Carol" is my favorite adaptation of a story that's been filmed many times over the years and is a tradition in our house. Released theatrically in the U.K. in 1984 and first aired on CBS television on December 17, 1984, it features a tour de force  performance by the late, great George C. Scott who received an Emmy nomination for his turn as Ebeneezer Scrooge. Truly, this film is a wonderfully instructive experience for older children dulled by the commercialism of the holiday (it may frighten the very young). Forget Tim Allen's shallow comedies, this is the ultimate cinematic Christmas experience.

To give you some perspective as to how this story has stood the test of time, back in 1843, the man in the red suit we're so fond of was wearing green and going by the name Father Christmas. Back then, Dickens was also feuding with his publishers so the very first edition of the novella was self-published, complete with lavish binding and hand-colored illustrations. He priced it at five shillings so everybody could afford it. These days the technology has changed, but the story remains the same, and this is the version you should see during the holiday season.

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Beau_pictureBeau DeMayo recommends "THE POLAR EXPRESS"

The film expands a story that can be read in under three minutes into a ninety-nine-minute movie, while remaining true to the visual style of the original. The "Hot Chocolate" production number was derived from a single sentence and a single illustration. The "Hobo," "Lonely Boy," and "Know-it-All" characters, the scenes on rooftops and on the locomotive, and the runaway observation car sequence were all new to the film.

Polar_express "The Polar Express" tells the story of a young boy on Christmas Eve who is hoping for belief in the true spirit of Christmas. After falling asleep, a magical train called the Polar Express pulls up in front of his house and he is invited to journey to the North Pole. After reaching the North Pole, the boy is handpicked by Santa Claus to receive the first present of Christmas. He chooses a bright silver bell from Santa's sleigh which makes a beautiful sound. As the years go by, people around him notice that they can no longer hear the beautiful sound, even his parents and sister. But there are those who still can, those who still truly believe.

I don't know if you'll believe after you see this, but you'll remember what it was like when you did.

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The Decision. Now for a little audience participation. You'll find two separate polls below.

Poll #1 from Vizu puts our critics' choices up against each other to see which of our favorites gets the nod. You can only vote once, and for one movie.

Some of you, of course, demand more choice in your life. For you we have another option:

Poll #2 from Poll Daddy lets you vote for as many films as you want and as many times as you wish. It also includes films that aren't in our critics' picks. It's a good way to measure passion, we figure...

Of course, we know there is absolutely zero scientific validity to either of these polls, but we never claimed to be the Gallup organization anyway. Both polls will stay open until Christmas Day. However, we'll have some of our respective critics weigh in individually with their reactions to the winning film or films the week before.

Thanks for taking part!

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