Get That Blimp Out of My Airspace!

My director pal, Lev Spiro, just sent me an email exchange that has to rank as one of the funniest pieces of unintentionally hilarious writing by a bureaucrat that I've ever seen. Apparently, Lev had written Goodyear yesterday complaining that their blimp was noisily circling his house for four hours.  Here's the response he got today:

Dear Lev,
I do apologize for the recent fly over of your neighborhood last evening. While flying at a safe and legal altitude, it is not our intention to upset anyone whose residential area we are flying over.  We  were working on a television show and I do not expect that we will be flying again in that area for some time, and certainly not for a prolonged period. Again, please except (sic) my apology for any incontinence (sic).
Sincerely,
Bob Urhausen
Airship P.R. Manager

Here is the reply Lev sent back:

Dear Mr. Urhausen,
Since I make my living as a television director, I can only conclude that karma is a bitch.  It hadn't occured to me that the blimp was for a production, but that makes sense. Rest assured, the blimp may have been inconvenient, but it did not cause me any incontinence.
Cheers,
Lev L. Spiro

Thank God for Goodyear that they've got the able Bob Urhausen on the public relations front.  He'll make sure the company looks good!

Comments

[Angie St.Gelais]

This correspondence should be framed !!! Loved it!!!!

[Beau K. DeMayo]

Oh, wow. This made me laugh out loud. That's just great.

[Mad Dog Peter]

It could be that Goodyear believes their blimp is so awe-inspiring that one would, indeed, crap one's pants at the very sight of the monstrosity hovering over one's backyard!

[Ruby]

Just wanted to say I like your blog even trackbacked a post on superman as I have a blog on it love to be in contact with you and maybe exchange links