Like a lot of people, I often check back to see where a particular "hit" to this blog comes from. Many come from search engines. And, as we all know, between search algorithms and other mysteries of handling information, sometimes they can get a little strange. The weirdest one I've had so far came today from a Yahoo Search that oddly discerned that "News! Views! & Schmoze!" was the place to be if you wanted to know more about:
YAHOO SEARCH:
"Charlotte Johannson's Breasts"
I'm not kidding and, no, I have not waxed eloquent on the relative merits of Scarlett's anatomy. Here's what the listing that took the searcher to my blog had to say:
- NEWS! -- VIEWS! -- & SCHMOOZE!: August 2005 ... What did I see. My breasts are beginning to sag a bit ... My waist isn't bad ... world with two Arnold Schwarzeneggers or two Scarlett Johanssons, I would choose the latter ...bztv.typepad.com/newsviews/2005/08 - 159k - Cached - More from this site - Save - Block
Apparently, this translates to the Yahoo Search engine looking up my posts for August 2005 and taking a few words from one and a few words from another. Basically, it appears to have found one about Marilyn Monroe in which "My breasts are beginning to sag a bit" was included (a post about the psychologist's transcripts from his work with Marilyn Monroe, quoting Marilyn.) And the other, "Two Scarlett Johanssons" coming from a review of her film, The Island.
Charlotte appears to be quite pretty in her films and, although I can sympathize with someone wanting to know more about her, I'm sorry to say that this blog can shed no light on the subject.
