Lance Armstrong has done it again -- seven victories in the Tour de France. He's an American hero, an inspiration and, from all accounts, a pretty good guy to hang with.
L I V E S T R O N G !
His place in the sports history books is rock solid. But his story of human potential is even more amazing. The battle back from cancer. Dating a rock star like Sheryl Crow. Maybe running for governor of Texas. Go Lance!
Meanwhile, for fun, here's David Letterman's recent "Top Ten Signs Lance Armstrong Is Getting Cocky"
10. Goodbye Gatorade, hello Colt 45
9. For next two stages will be riding a unicycle
8. Is only giving 109%
7. Shouts, "Which one of you French bastards want my autograph?"
6. Yesterday rode twenty miles out of his way looking for whores
5. Already put the yellow championship jersey for auction on eBay
4. Lets fans ride on the handlebars
3. During stage 18, took in the noon showing of "Wedding Crashers"
2. On alternate days, substitutes his fat brother Dennis Armstrong
1. Took detour to nail Jude Law's nanny
My favorite is #8 about only giving 109%. That's our Lance. Yellow used to mean a lack of courage. As of now, thanks to Lance Armstrong, yellow is the color of courage.
